I haven’t gotten any more Letters ToRandom ideas yet (please comment your ideas!! :D), so I came up with one. I shall now write a love letter to birthday cake…
Dearest Birthday Cake,
Where do I begin? When I see you, my heart flutters. I fill with desire. I know what I so deeply desire… You. Birthday Cake, you make me go crazy. After I hang out with you I’m bouncing off the walls! Your bread, so fluffy and sweet. Your frosting, so beautiful and delicious. Your layers, perfection beyond compare. There’s just… something else to consider…. You’re not good for me. But you go great with milk. And I see the way milk looks at you… I bet she’s as in love as I am. I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholding Birthday Cake, because you look back at her with the same appreciation as she gives you… And that’s what I so desperately want from you. So until you love me, I will continue to not eat myself up over it, but you. You have given me anger beyond compare. Why don’t you appreciate me? You wouldn’t exist if I didn’t eat you! No one would make birthday cakes if people weren’t going to eat them! Now there’s only one slice of you left, but I won’t eat you. I’ll leave you to harden and rot in the refrigerator, unless you decide to be my love. Until then, I must say, goodbye… my love.
Much love and hope from yours truly, Katie.
I’ve never written anything so soulful in my entire life. Just to be clear, in real life, I only like eating birthday cake. Not writing love letters to it xD To be honest, it was kind of awkward to write, but I hope you guys enjoy it! Comment down below if you liked this letter and PLEASE comment down below if you know what type of letter I should write (angry letter, thank you note, comments on something, etc.) and/or what I should write to (any person/place/thing) next.
Thanks for reading guys!
“Humorous, shy, fragile like a butterfly.”
P.S. I have an odd craving for birthday cake right now….
It’s time for my first Letter to Random! Click here to learn more about it! Today I’m writing a good-bye letter to Writer’s Block *shivers* as suggested by Misty. Here it is:
Dear Writer’s Block,
It’s been a long run. And to be completely honest, I’m not going to miss you all that much. You with your blocking my brain. When you hop into my head, I can’t think straight. I need to write. It’s my purpose. You used to stop me, but now that I have come up with an idea, it’s time to say TTFN. Ta ta for now. We had a few decent walks together. I was able to push you away, but you would still linger behind me. Any ideas I came up with either didn’t work for my current story or they would quickly fade away, and all because you were ripping them from my brain. Why must you block my creativity? You know what, I don’t even need to know. It’s time to say goodbye. I was able to buy you a ticket to Mexico so you could go bother some other writer for a while. And oh, I know you shall return, Mr. Block. And I will not let you in graciously. I never will. You may think of me as friend but I see you only as enemy. You’re an obstacle to overcome. That’s why I’m very, very happy to say goodbye. Goodbye Writer’s Block. And good riddance.
(Not-so-much) Love, Katie
Well, there it is guys. Comment down below if you agree with my letter. Also, please comment if you have any ideas for what I should write to (it can be any random person/place/thing) and what type of letter it should be (love letter, thank you note, review letter, etc.). Also, thanks to Misty for suggestion this letter, it was so much fun to write 😀